fursona art by @CRYPTIDKILL!

my little pony, tf2, crocodilians, monster high, vegas history, horror, fallout: new vegas, dead by daylight, cows, toy collecting, resident evil, horses, cuphead, animatronics, selfshipping, ace attorney, 1/6th-scale figurines, devil may cry, friday the 13th

every character i enjoy is Lovingly and Thoughtfully zapped with the lesbofication beam. transmasc, transfem, cis, intersex, butch, stud, femme, masc, fem... i love all lesbian headcanons!

i'm extremely picky about how a lot of my favorite ships are portrayed. the below ships are based exclusively on my own interpretation of the canon/headcanons/etc! thank you!

team fortress 2: medic/sniper, heavy/spy, administrator/paulingfallout: new vegas: veronica/christine, benny/courier/yes manresident evil: wesker/ada/leon, claire/alexia, carlos/jill/chris, sherry/jake


lady luck? she's always on time.

hello, i'm dutch!!
he/him 32 y/o
white tbutch lesbian
happily taken by bee

about meeee :3

i love collecting toys and writing longfics!! mutuals i've spoken to at least a few times can ask for my discord, but i may reply slow! i'm mostly active on twitter, but i update my website with current projects! i talk about the stuff i like pretty exclusively. cornplating, overthinking, assigning meaning to things, and writing long-winded blog posts about my faves is my favorite thing in the world! let's be friends!

before you follow

i hate racists, terfs, lgbtphobes, misogynists, zionists, fascists, pedophiles, nazis, etc. please tell me if you see me associating with shitheads! i also block proshippers and "bi/pan/mspec lesbians". this sums up how i feel about proship/anti discourse. do with that what you will!18+ only please. i don't post "outright porn", but my account may contain artistic nudity, suggestive content, and nsfw textposts. i also interact with nsfw creatives!i block freely, nothing personal! feel free to do the same! if i have an issue with friends, i'll talk it out privately. i'd like it if you did the same with me, i always want to learn!"fandom discourse" sucks. all ships are Fine unless it's racist, pedophilic, incestuous, nonconsensual, etc. critiquing racism, transmisogyny, lgbtphobia, etc is not "fandom drama".i critically pick apart my favorite franchises/characters and don't consider it "negativity" to do so. villain lover, but not a condoner. analysis is adoration! to me, canon is a jumping off point for my own ideas and i could not care less about fanon. i'm here to have fun! i love hearing other people's thoughts and interpretations, even if they differ from my own!